Definitive proof that the Sun IS Satan

Woe to those who thought that hell was below us.  It turns out that the Lord of Darkness patrols the daytime sky shining light on all in his path. It seems that Lucifer was an apt name after all.  At 1:53:21 Universal Time (8:53 at night here in Iowa), our preeminent orbiting sun-watcher, the Solar Dynamics Observatory caught this image of the Sun showing its true self in 304 Å ultraviolet light:

Devil Sun

With its devilish features labeled:

Devil Sun annotated

I think that it’s now clear that Beelzebub has cleverly hidden himself in plain sight.  Thanks to modern technology we have found his true identity.

<a href=”http://www.flickr.com/photos/34457952@N00/5121928823/&#8221; title=”Devil Sun by Meng Bomin, on Flickr”><img src=”http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4056/5121928823_f2c8ba6fa2_z.jpg&#8221; width=”640″ height=”640″ alt=”Devil Sun” /></a>
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About Meng Bomin

Real name Benjamin Main, I am a graduate of Grinnell College with a degree in Biological Chemistry.
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